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eggsquad:

Literally my math teacher abandoned today’s lesson because some kid brought his kitten to school i don’t even know

  • Me:

    I'd like a Coke.

  • Waiter:

    is Pepsi okay?

  • Me:

    yeah, she's fine. the surgery went well and she's looking at a full recovery.

  • Waiter:

    fantastic. I can't wait to see you two drop by here again. she's a nice gal even though she's got an odd name. I'll bring your Coke around in just a moment.

inuis:

fantomeheart:

The only acceptable birthday cake

so when you blow out that candle you’ll be killing that charmander happy birthday u sick fuk

inuis:

fantomeheart:

The only acceptable birthday cake

so when you blow out that candle you’ll be killing that charmander happy birthday u sick fuk

themes:

Vesper
The photography portfolio you didn’t know you were waiting for. Its minimal grid-based design has been thoughtfully stripped down, directing all the attention to your content.
Choose between a full bleed layout, or use gutters to introduce more white space.
Smart photosets adjust your photos to a uniform width without compromising their resolution.
Choose between pagination or infinite scroll.
Easily create custom pages, links to other social media, and setup site-tracking and commenting systems.
Check out Vesper and more at tumblr.com/themes

themes:

Vesper

The photography portfolio you didn’t know you were waiting for. Its minimal grid-based design has been thoughtfully stripped down, directing all the attention to your content.

  • Choose between a full bleed layout, or use gutters to introduce more white space.
  • Smart photosets adjust your photos to a uniform width without compromising their resolution.
  • Choose between pagination or infinite scroll.
  • Easily create custom pages, links to other social media, and setup site-tracking and commenting systems.

Check out Vesper and more at tumblr.com/themes

shuck-you:

When my parents ask why I don’t go out

shuck-you:

When my parents ask why I don’t go out

owlsandink:

Jackass makes me want to cry because when I think of the perfect friendship I always picture Bam and Ryan. 

officialputin:

putins-boyfriend:

putins-girlfriend:

yourtubes:

reblog if your url represents who you really are 

I am really Putin’s girlfriend

then we have a problem

I can explain it

nadira320:

unamusedsloth:

Unnecessary Explosions.

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